Quite amusing….

After taking the RPG Class Test I was given the following result:

51% Combativeness, 40% Sneakiness, 79% Intellect, 47% Spirituality

Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!

Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn’t.

Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They’re much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They’re very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.

You’re both smart and aggressive, which means that you’re probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.

I couldn’t have said it better….

From NPR Fiancee via text this evening:

My name is [NPR Junky].
My power is seduction.
Lonely hearts beware.

It took me a few tries to realize it was Haiku, as the lines weren’t separated on my screen. Oh my God, I couldn’t stop laughing.

Jeep Porn

Found a few weeks ago:

Tuesday Bordeom

Work has been slowing down recently at the NPR Junky place of employ, therefore I’ve needed to come up with new and exciting ways to amuse myself:

Work Haiku (penned by me, unless otherwise specified):

I am bored.
My phone has not rung.
My chair spins.

My phone rings daily.
Craigslist is useless to me.
Hold on to the desk.
~Written by NPR Buddy

Chocolate is yummy.
Must turn my cell on vibrate.
You stole my lollipop.

The sub is yummy
My head no longer feels light
The chips are crunchy
~ Written by NPR Finacee

Interoffice treats, provided by NPR Buddy:

As you can see, it was the afore mentioned lollipop, which NPR Buddy thoughtfully returned to me via interoffice envelope. Please note, my dear readers, that NPR Buddy and I work together in the same office.

Tuesdays with Naughty Lola

“I am the literary event of 2007, or at the very least the most entertaining drunk on my ward.  Please visit (Mon-Thurs, 5-7 p.m., bring chocolate, and gin).  F, 41.  Box no. 4365.”  From They Call Me Naughty Lola

Best Places to Eat

Johnny Dollar made me do it.

1. Add a direct link to your post below the name of the person who tagged you. include the city/state and country you’re in.

nicole (sydney, australia)
velverse (kuala lumpur, malaysia)
lb (san giovanni in marignano, italy)
selba (jakarta, indonesia)
olivia (london, england)
ml (utah, usa)
lotus (toronto, canada)
tanabata (saitama, japan)
andi (dallas [ish], texas, united states)
todd (louisville, kentucky, united states)
miss kendra (los angeles, california, u.s.a)
jiggs casey (berkeley, ca, usa! usa! usa!)
tits mcgee (new england, usa)
joe (ne tennessee, usa)
10k monkeys (chattanooga, tennessee, usa)
big stupid tommy (athens, tennessee, usa)
newscoma (weakley county, tennessee, usa)
russ mcbee (knoxville, tennessee, usa)
atomictumor mrs eaves (oak ridge, tennessee, usa)
oh really? lissakay (oak ridge, tn, usa)
mark steel blogitude.com (knoxville, tn, usa)
swanky the swank pad (knoxville, tn, usa)
johnny dollar’s vault (baltimore, maryland, us of a)
NPR Junky (Wilmington, Delaware, USA)

2. List out your top 5 favorite places to eat at your location.

1. Dome - From this post, you can see, Dome is worth it. A little pricey, but worth it.

2. The Charcoal Pit - The Charcoal Pit is a DE landmark, really. They have EVERYTHING. And, they have ice cream. I’m a fan of black & white malts. YUM.

3. Iron Hill - Iron Hill is a bit on the yuppie side, but can you ever really go wrong with cheesesteak eggrolls?

4. Where Pigs Fly - Although “down state”, Where Pigs Fly is worth the drive. They have sweet tea. Enough said.

5. Home Grown Cafe - Go, if only for their three cheese grilled cheese sandwich. So tasty. Behold, the power of cheese. A lot of their food is vegetarian/vegan friendly. Some of their food even comes with tofu. (That is NOT included in the grilled cheese sandwich.)

3. Tag 5 others. You people, you’re eclectic. Go and be eclectic for me!

Bianca

Michael

April

Random Speak

Mike

How I celebrated….

The 30th anniversary of Star Wars:

I got the stamps! Aren’t they just the coolest?

I’m such a nerd.

Life would be perfect if only…

You know, this may be the height of laziness, but on Saturday mornings like this I really wish Dunkin’ Donuts delivered.

A very sincere request

I will pay (in money or cookie donations) the first person to respond to this request if you PROMISE you will drug me within an inch of my life, remove my left kidney and stick me in a tub full of ice.

Thank you. That is all.

Sincerely,

The Management

Sometimes dreams really do come true

2 cups of coffee:  $3.00
6 hours drive time:  inconvenient, but not unwelcome
tolls: $8.00
meeting another of my bloggy rockstars: priceless