So today was a good day. It started out kinda rough, though. The babies got me up at six this morning. No thanks! “Mama, we want to play! Play with us!” Arrgh.
But then I got to see my friend Melissa, and go through her stuff for the donation sale. And, I got to talk to Heather and see Barbie, so that was wonderful. And I got some pretty pretty new panties. And I got to talk to Cheryl. Yay! Now I’m super tired and it’s time for bed. Without the babies, tonight. I just can’t take it anymore.
Yeah, I got a cell today.
If you think you need my digits, let me know.
Quoted from Sex Advice from Liz Phair
“Whenever I’ve wanted to “spice up my life,” it’s usually because I’m having trouble being vulnerable with someone, and I’m trying to distract myself with, like, circus antics.”
This woman is a genuis.
How many times do you think it’s possible to get lost in the span of five minutes? Two times. Yep. And I know my way around AC pretty well.
I’m a sad sad case.
So, went to Mickey D’s for dinner tonight (way to use that expense account) and it didn’t have a drive up microphone. You had to go to a window to order. How odd. Then, while driving through, I end up with two orders of fries. I only ordered one. And, I didn’t pay for it! Whoop!
Whatever made Tyra Banks think she belonged in a music video? Not only in one, but singing one?
NO, Tyra Banks! NO!
The above was heard on “That 70’s Show”. I get that feeling about 50 times a day.
So in other news, I think I’ve narrowed it down to a cell carrier. I talked to Gay friend Chad yesterday, and asked him what carrier he used. He said verizon, but that’s not the one I’ll choose. Chad had good things to say about T-Mobile except for it wouldn’t work inside his house. So he has these great stories about Andrew (his non-lady love who still has Tmobile) and how he has to stick himself out the windows to get a signal.
I checked the coverage, people. I won’t have to stick myself out of any windows to get a signal.
Whoop!
Apparently I’m really old.
I’ve been submitting expense reports from the 1900’s.
Last week I called out on thursday and said it the 19th of January, instead of February.
I need help.
Apparently my hair is able to grow more on one side than the other. When last cut, my bangs were straight. Now the left side is noticibly longer than the right. Either that or I’ve somehow stunted the growth of my hair on the right side of my head.
Oh dear.
Anyone want to cut my bangs for me?
So I got myself a new vaccuum this weekend. A superduper HEPA Filter/Do your Laundry/Taxes/Ironing vaccuum. I went to WalMart to purchase said vaccuum. While pondering over the choices, this guy comes up to me and starts telling me about his favorite vaccuum and where he uses it etc. Now, anyone who knows me probably expects me to ask him “You’re not going to ask to help me take off my sweater, are you?” But I didn’t! He was cute! And not horrendously old! Although he did seem to know a bit more than the average bear about vaccuums…so I wonder. But he was cute. However, picking up cute chicks at WalMart seemed new to him because he didn’t quite know how to seal the deal. So I just walked on by.
But I did get the vaccuum he reccommened and it’s awesome. It’s amazing how much crap was in my carpets. (read: Amazing = Disgusting).
