Bear hyjinks
I get to see Brother Bear on Sunday, aren’t you jealous?
I get to see Brother Bear on Sunday, aren’t you jealous?
Boo for making Bek work on Saturday and Sunday!
Boo for stupid unattainable timelines!
Boo for file audits!
T minus 4 days until I get to see the love of my life Mark F.
The president can kiss my ass if he thinks that GQ is going to Iraq. This ex girlfriend says no thank you to that shit.
He just got back, for fucks sake. No thank you!
Oh, and my car was broken into at the airport by the dumbest people in the world. They broke in but DIDN’T TAKE ANYTHING. Right.
Everyone has a superpower. I’ve often stumped my friends by asking what theirs are.
I am pleased to annouce I have not one, but three! count them Three! superpowers!
My first is the ability to never get a speeding ticket. Really.
Secondly, The abilty to burn out streetlights. No kidding, Lee saw it happen.
Thirdly, and most important: the ability to make current and ex boyfriends dissapear. Some reappear, but that seems to only occur with the really persistent ones.
Nikki emailed this morning saying that her two brothers (one of whom I will marry someday) were arrested for possession of pot over the weekend.
Good grief!
So I’m in Vermont. While driving to Vermont from the airport, I saw multiple signs for “Moose Crossing”. That is a fun sign! I didn’t, however, see any moose. Boo.
Your tub in your hotel room is bigger than the tub in your house.
That, friends, is very sad.
Mike and I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre tonight. Scared the pants off of me. Not literally, he would have died and gone to heaven if that happened. But I was thorougly freaked out. Man, did they do a good job.
Go see it.
Then, we watched 28 Days Later. Also quite good. Not as scary. But still good.
I seem to have misplaced an entire book of cds. I have no idea where it went. None. Not in the car, not in the house. Maybe someone stole them.
Anyone have any ideas?
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